Well I knew that would get someone’s attention.

I have decided to do something new and random on the site where I’ll spontaneously come up with two words that have nothing to do with each other and someone write an article connecting both. So this one will be about thongs and chocolate.

In many ways, thongs and chocolate are similar. Both can derive thoughts of intimacy. Maybe not exactly sexual, but still intimate. Chocolate is somewhat considered a guilty pleasure. And thongs are something you wear secretly. Not many people want to broadcast to the world there love of chocolate in fear of appearing “unhealthy” or “indulgent.” And many people in the same manner don’t share there use of thongs. Yes, I said use. Thongs can be used for things other than underwear. Which if you think about it, thongs are kind of pointless. I mean, underwear is meant to cover your ass, but thongs actually get eaten by your ass. Which relates to chocolate again, as you consume chocolate, the calories are absorbed by your ass and then your ass eats the thongs.

Its a big circle!

Do you see now that everything somehow connects? Everything in someway or another has common ground. I believe everything in this world survives off the existence of another. Trees need water, and people need trees for oxygen, and animals need people for food, and vice versa.

This has been another ingenious lesson brought to you by Awholelotofwhatever.com.