Leader of the pack: Taylor Lautner

If you’ve been vacationing in a cave in the highlands this past week, we’re here to fill you in on the news that wolf boy Taylor Lautner will be hosting this weeks episode of Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Bon Jovi. I have to say I feel somewhat sorry for Bon Jovi, as the band’s performance will inevitably be overshadowed by the excitement of the show’s host. Brace yourself for a show completely dedicated to mocking the insane hype surrounding the “Twilight Saga” chuck full of burnt-out jokes targeting the ridiculousness of the movies. I’ll be watching because its completely possible that Taylor will either completely ruin a skit by messing up his lines, or by tripping over something unseen. That and of course the hope that he just might dramatically rip his shirt off…..one can dream.