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“Spider-Man 4″ Looses Tobey Maguire




We’re sure you’ve already heard the news that Tobey Maguire will not be reprising his role as Peter Parker in the franchise sequel, “Spider-Man 4.” Actually, none of the original cast including Kristen Dunst and even director Sam Raimi will be in the next film. This time around, Peter Parker will return to the big screen as a teenager. Because that’sexactly what fans of the Marvel comic superhero want to see. An even whinier film about Peter Parker in his adolescence.

In all seriousness, what the hell is this movie going to be about? Peter Parker was absolutely useless until he became Spider-Man, so who really cares about his teenage years? My guess is that they may be trying to do what they did with Wolverine and make an “Origins” type film. But again, how is this going to be interesting, or relevant at all? They should have just stuck to the story that was already established and created a sequel. They have so many villains they could have brought out. And weren’t Peter and Mary-Jane supposed to get married? A I thought for sure we were going to get to see some Spider-Babies. I just can’t see how this is going to work.

OH….one more thing: Under no circumstances whatsoever will I condone Robert Pattinson playing Peter Parker. I know what all you angry Twifans are thinking, “Well who the hell are you to decide?”

My anger will subdue the earth in flames if he does. Try enjoying the movie with 3rd degree burns, suckers.

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