It was brought to our attention that in order to keep readers interested in our content, we must include something helpful, something informative. So we decided to organize a very useful “How To Guide.”

Of course we weren’t going to include boring stuff like “How To Write a Resume” or “How To Save Money On Gas” because we want to touch important topics. Topics that not many people want to take over.

So, here is our first “How To” Guide, a very important one:

How To: Avoid Being Labeled as “Insane”

1. Never hiss at people when they ask you for the time.

2. Never argue with a lamp post about the amount of riboflavin in cereal.

3. Never sniff the faces of people you’re sitting next to on the train, no matter how tempting it may be.

4. Never tell your mom to leave your window open so that Edward Cullen can come in easily.

5. Never eat lotion out of the bottle at the dinner table.

6. When offered popcorn at the movies never say, “No thanks, I brought my lotion.” And then take it out and start eating it.

7. Never offer lotion to a guest at your house while going through options for lunch.

8. As a matter of fact, just never eat lotion.

9. Never lick your money in front of the cashier at the store before buying your products.

10. Never call the cops because you believe aliens are using your bathroom.

11.Never make a blog dedicated to documentations (with photos) of people, who you don’t know, sleeping.

12. Never make out with inanimate objects in public.

13. Never go to the grocery store everyday at the same time to bow down and worship a carton of eggs.

14. Never frolic through parks dressed as a fairy repeating, “Come out little fairy friends, come out!”

15. Never go on job interviews dressed as a banana and then when asked why you are dressed as a banana tell them that you are a banana.

16. Never yell at your dog about how insensitive he/she is.

17. Never walk around with a hamster on a leash telling people that it is your seeing-eye-hamster. When people look at you like your crazy, start ranting about the discrimination toward service animals in society.

18. Never walk around saying out loud each and every though that passes through your mind.

19. Never walk around ceaselessly singing loudly and obnoxiously.

20. If all else fails and the men and white come after you, just run.